Definitely Not How To Use A Grinder

[Charles Spencer]

Two words that do not belong in the same sentence:

1. Grinder

2. Scrotum

"Daily Telegraph

Young man’s scrotum caught up in power tool at home in Sydney’s west
May 6, 2016 5:59pm

A YOUNG man has been involved in a horrifying accident in which his scrotum became entangled in a handheld electrical grinder.

Ambulance services received an emergency call just after 2.30pm today after the accident at a home in St Clair, in Sydney’s west.

The injured 19-year-old man was reported to be conscious and breathing when the ambulance arrived.

He was taken to Nepean Hospital in a stable condition, a spokesman for the Ambulance Service said."

 

[Eddyde]

3. Idiot

 

[CraigB1960]

Boy, does that article leave a lot out. Was working/grinding in the nude...or trying out a new method of shaving? I bet he will not try that again.

 

[wawoodman]

"Hey guys, hold my beer and watch this..."

 

[John Hasler]

It probably wedged in whatever he was grinding, jumped out of his hand, and landed in his lap. It would shred right through lightweight clothing.

[Edit] It also occurs to me that he may have been sitting down with the part he was grinding in his lap.

 

[brav65]

That makes the scene in Something About Mary seem not that bad

 

[Bill Gruby]

Somehow the Darwin Award crosses my mind. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

"Billy G"

 

[TOOLMASTER]

had one jump and took of half my finger. i was surprised that it healed so good you can't even tell. it was ugly deep and hurt like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[John Hasler]

had one jump and took of half my finger. i was surprised that it healed so good you can't even tell. it was ugly deep and hurt like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had one put a notch in the back of my hand that required five stitches (I was lucky it didn't sever a tendon). The hand it cut was the one I was holding it with: it flipped around in mid-air to bite me. Should have been wearing leather gloves, of course. I guess this guy should have been wearing a leather jock strap.

 

[TOOLMASTER]

or a cup