Neither am I, Randy. But, I was never any good at working with motors of any kind.
The carbed thumpers I've owned took several minutes to warm up before I could ride or even move the atvs. My current Rancher ATV is FI and it is just like a car. If I want to move it, just start it and drive it to its new spot. The twin carbs on my Bonnie were a nightmare, as were all those carburetors on my '72 240Z. I ended up removing them and installing a new intake and 4-barrel Holly. On the Bonnie, I switched to a couple of flat carbs that were much easier to tune.
And, don't get me started about Lucas wiring. When I tore down the Bonnie, I bet it had 150 feet of wire in the harness. When I re-wired it, it had about 12 feet. That was possible because I moved the ignition switch under the seat instead of on the handlebars, plus I didn't see any purpose in running a wire clear from the back to front, and doubling it back to the back.
Oh yes, there is a warm-up issue with the Sporty. I don't let it bother me unduly though, just fire it up and then start putting on leather jacket, scarf, gloves, helmet and so forth. Weather here is very mild (year-round daytime temperature rarely drops under 60 degrees because of the Japanese Current just offshore) so warm-up time is just a couple of minutes.
In colder climates, warm-up can
definitely be an issue. I recall a post on one of the H-D forums where the OP lived in an urban area and rode to work at around 5:00 AM in a cold climate. Allowing his Sportster to warm up for five minutes in the driveway did NOT endear him with his neighbors at that hour of the day !
I never cared for synchronizing dual carburetors either (all of my two-strokes had dual carbs) because I thought the method described in the owner's manual was really hokey and I didn't own a flow-meter which is probably the only good way of adjusting the flow equally.
Stock Harleys, of course, have only a single carburetor so I don't have a synchronizing problem but the price has to be paid in performance ! A dual carb H-D could
never pass EPA sound level testing. In fact the only way they pass now is to restrict the intake.
The first thing that happens when a new H-D is purchased is that the dealer "fixes" the intake system to what is called "stage 1". Performance is improved at the expense of loudness.
You may recall what we used to call Lucas electrical products: "Lucas, the Prince of Darkness". My Matchless and BSA both had magneto ignitions and anyone who has ever experienced night-time riding with magnetos knows about
that particular thrill: headlight only functions when engine RPM is at least 3,000 ! (Of course the British autos had similar problems since they were also cursed with Lucas electrical systems.)
The fact that British sports cars and motorcycles were so wildly popular in the sixties still eludes me, given their constant reliability issues, LOL.
However my Uncle owned a Bonneville and I did enjoy riding pillion behind him (I was too young to solo on it). Sometimes he'd pick me up after school and that did impress the other kids