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A gauge is used by an egotistical machinist who thinks that "U" and "I" should be at center of everything.

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Ok... that was really bad...

 

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If you butter toast and drop it, it always lands butter side down.

If you turn a cat upside down and drop him, he always lands on his feet.

What would happen if you buttered the back of the cat, and then dropped him????

Sent from somewhere in East Texas Jake Parker

 

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jpfabricator said:

If you butter toast and drop it, it always lands butter side down. If you turn a cat upside down and drop him, he always lands on his feet.What would happen if you buttered the back of the cat, and then dropped him????
Sent from somewhere in East Texas Jake Parker

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The cat would have dog drool on it's back, and the wife would throw things at me. Maybe the cat.

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If ignorance is bliss why aren't there more happy people about.

Why do those that need it the most never us it? Like deodorant or common sense.

 

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Why do they call it PMT?
Because Mad Cows disease was already taken.

 

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savarin said:

Why do they call it PMT?
Because Mad Cows disease was already taken.

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Did you mean PMS?



Steve Shannon, P.E.

 

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Steve Shannon said:

Did you mean PMS?

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Different country, different name, same problem.

 

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It's better to be ******-off than ****** on.

 

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If I am at your service does that mean I'm stealing your silver platters?
If I am at your disposal does that mean I'm searching through your garbage?

 

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The plane is quite old, that means that it's never crashed before.