We must have had the same boss at one time or another.Here is another one, do not remember seeing it in here anywhere, people are always coming over like it is an emergency he says:
**** poor planning on your part does not make an emergency on mine.
I used to tell my daughters boyfriends, and her husband now, "I'd jump in front of a truck to push her out of the way. Why wouldn't I hurt YOU to keep her safe?"Which reminds me... a favorite when a father is addressing his teenage daughter's date for the first time...
"Boy, that's my princess, the apple of my eye that you taking out tonight... and if you're even remotely thinking of laying a hand on her in an ungentlemanly fashion, remember this... I'm not afraid to go back to prison."